January 15, 2014 - submitted by Paul, United Kingdom

Q. How many wedding proposals have you received?

The Oracle replies:

Are you proposing, Paul? Would you believe since my residency here, I have had one proposal of marriage and two offers of a lifetime of happiness - presumably without paperwork.
Outside of that, it's been a long time but it's happened. I'm not sure there will ever be a Mr. & Mrs. Oracle.