August 7, 2013 - submitted by Nyan, United States of America

Q. Would the members of Coldplay be willing to check out my band's music?
We are about to start recording our first album, and we were wondering if they could give us any tips.
Thanks, from Men of Leisure in the Florida Keys.

The Oracle replies:

I'm afraid that won't be possible; I get hundreds of emails asking the same. However, if you want a chance to be heard on this very website, you could always upload your video to our Hypnofeed. There's no guarantee it will be selected but it's worth a shot.
There are loads of articles and interviews online that will give you tips by the way.